likely to get scammed

likely to develop a parasocial relationship with someone online

likely to get in a Twitter/X argument with a stranger

likely to have the worst poker face

likely to develop a shopping addiction

likely to get a tattoo they regret

likely to become a hoarder

likely to have the most embarrassing search history

likely to accidentally send a nude to the wrong person

likely to fake an orgasm

likely to impulse buy something expensive and useless

likely to have a secret they're taking to the grave

likely to still be friends with their ex

likely to cancel plans last minute

enjoyable to go for a pint with

woke

gay / slay

likely to get something stuck in their bum

twink / twinkette

submissive

likely to make new friends wherever they go

likely to adopt a stray animal

likely to grow old with the same partner

likely to pick the worst name for their kid

likely to be the first to own a home

likely to give the best life advice

reliable in a crisis

enjoyable to travel with

likely to ghost someone

likely to Irish-exit without telling anyone

likely to become a conspiracy theorist

likely to be investigated by HMRC

likely to take psychedelics and meet God

likely to move country on a whim

likely to become rich then lose it all

likely to overshare when drunk

likely to get kicked out of a club

likely to ask for the manager

likely to own a dildo / pocket pussy

likely to subscribe to someone's OnlyFans

likely to have an OnlyFans

likely to fall in love on holiday

romantic

likely to get back with their ex

likely to catch feelings first

likely to seek validation from others

likely to scam an old person

likely to have the biggest glow up in the next 10 years

likely want to be your partner in an actual crime

forgettable name

feisty

likely to bark at a cat caller / fight back

likely to back you if you were in a fight

likely to back if they were in a fight

likely to send the worst quality nudes

want to get with for one day

want to 69 with

likely to message someone else for nudes

interesting personality

pick me' energy

likely to have a poor taste in partners / flings

cutest babyface

likely to have a red room (aka a sex room) in their house when they're older / married

good looking without makeup / fresh trim

likely to not look after their teeth

least likely to end up in prison

likely to get hurt by this game

likely to get pushed around in a relationship

likely to be a milf / dilf at 50

likely to go insane after a breakup

likely to be the best sibling

likely to still be single at 30+

likely to be living with their parents when they're 30

likely to get penis enlargement / breast enlargement / bunda implants

likely to have a psychotic / mental breakdown

likely to drop out of uni

likely to fuck their boss for a raise / career progression

likely to get divorced first when older

likely to get the worst hair cut

charismatic

likely to become a drug lord

likely to join the mafia

molestable

glow up as a teenager

likely to become an influencer

likely to have a gay one night stand

likely get pregnant / get a girl pregnant first and they keep it

likely to become a sugar daddy / mummy when you're old and rich

likely to get a sugar daddy / mummy if approached tonight

likely to run over a kid

likely to hate their own kids

likely to murder someone

likely to be a terrible chef

likely to die alone surrounded by their 10 dogs/ cats/ whatever

likely to have a mental breakdown and fuck off out the country to start a new life

likely to turn to YouTube/ TikTok for money in the future

likely to leave uni and become fucking dumb

likely to be the biggest pussy

ballsy

afraid to introduce to your parents