indecisive

likely to accidently like an old photo on someone's Instagram profile

likely to charm their way out of a criminal record

likely to forget or lose their passport

likely to throw up in spoons

likely to buy something useless and never use it

likely to go dogging

likely to lose their phone or wallet

likely to get lost on a night out

likely to make friends with randoms on a night out

dramatic

forgetful

likely to pretend to be ill to get out of work

likely to fall for a boring conspiracy theory

likely to be asked for their number by someone else on a night out

likely to hear a story about themselves told to them

likely to end up in someone else's reddit post

likely to wake up with random bruises

likely to crash a beryl

likely to win mario kart

likely to win a board game

likely to win beer pong

likely to win a pub quiz

likely to end up in a scientific study

likely to end up in a pyramid scheme

likely to bump into someone they know in another country

likely to become the main character in a stranger's TikTok

likely to become obsessed with a random hobby for two weeks and give up

likely to regrettably text an ex at 2am

likely to be an airport dad / mum at the airport

likely to fall asleep first at a house party

likely to start a group chat that never gets used

likely to get scammed

likely to develop a parasocial relationship with someone online

likely to get in a Twitter/X argument with a stranger

likely to have the worst poker face

likely to develop a shopping addiction

likely to get a tattoo they regret

likely to become a hoarder

likely to have the most embarrassing search history

likely to accidentally send a nude to the wrong person

likely to fake an orgasm

likely to impulse buy something expensive and useless

likely to have a secret they're taking to the grave

likely to still be friends with their ex

likely to cancel plans last minute

enjoyable to go for a pint with

woke

gay / slay

likely to get something stuck in their bum

twink / twinkette

submissive

likely to make new friends wherever they go

likely to adopt a stray animal

likely to grow old with the same partner

likely to pick the worst name for their kid

likely to be the first to own a home

likely to give the best life advice

reliable in a crisis

enjoyable to travel with

likely to ghost someone

likely to Irish-exit without telling anyone

likely to become a conspiracy theorist

likely to be investigated by HMRC

likely to take psychedelics and meet God

likely to move country on a whim

likely to become rich then lose it all

likely to overshare when drunk

likely to get kicked out of a club

likely to ask for the manager

likely to own a dildo / pocket pussy

likely to subscribe to someone's OnlyFans

likely to have an OnlyFans

likely to fall in love on holiday

romantic

likely to get back with their ex

likely to catch feelings first

likely to seek validation from others

likely to scam an old person

likely to have the biggest glow up in the next 10 years

likely want to be your partner in an actual crime

forgettable name

feisty

likely to bark at a cat caller / fight back

likely to back you if you were in a fight

likely to back if they were in a fight

likely to send the worst quality nudes

want to get with for one day

want to 69 with

likely to message someone else for nudes

interesting personality

pick me' energy

likely to have a poor taste in partners / flings

cutest babyface

likely to have a red room (aka a sex room) in their house when they're older / married

good looking without makeup / fresh trim

likely to not look after their teeth

least likely to end up in prison

likely to get hurt by this game

likely to get pushed around in a relationship